http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/-t1.htm Storytellers can show off their RuneScape and non-RuneScape related works here. Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:18:37 GMT 10 http://i80.servimg.com/u/f80/13/40/64/00/kmpqbh10.jpg http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/-t1.htm http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/george-carlin-poem-t349.htm azn jeff Anyone like George Carlin? Here's a pretty cool, funny, witty poem. I'm a modern man A man for the millennium Digital and smoke free A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect I've been uplinked and downloaded I've been inputted and outsourced I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading I'm a high tech lowlife A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker And I can ... Stories and Poems Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:18:37 GMT http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/george-carlin-poem-t349.htm#3587 http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/george-carlin-poem-t349.htm http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/blond-jokes-t330.htm Fury3527 Here is a chance for all of you comedians to show off you best blond joke...post the best joke you can think of right here. I'll start the chain: One day a blond decided to learn how to fly, so she went to the flying academy. The flight instructor had already given out all of the airplanes, but he did have a helicopter. He told her the radio in every 1000 feet. So she climbed in and he turned it on for her. At 1000 feet she called in and said she was doing good and the instructor told ... Stories and Poems Sun, 31 May 2009 20:14:07 GMT http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/blond-jokes-t330.htm#3537 http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/blond-jokes-t330.htm http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/the-idiotic-presidency-t292.htm Fury3527
They came across some tracks. Clinton said

they were bear tracks and Obama said they were

deer tracks. After about 10-15 minutes of arguing

about what kind of tracks they were. . . they got hit by a

passing train.]]> Stories and Poems Sat, 16 May 2009 02:26:15 GMT http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/the-idiotic-presidency-t292.htm#3303 http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/the-idiotic-presidency-t292.htm http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/the-story-of-yanny-ct-preface-chapter-1-t44.htm (Admin) yanny ct Preface The following is a story about the life of my avatar in Runescape. Note that my avatar was created about 4 years ago (really long time) and some events that occur in this story will be exaggerated or made up. Please Enjoy and Comment. Chapter 1: Another Newb is Born. First it was dark. Then, gradually, the the darkness faded, and soon, our friend, Yanny Ct, an avatar was born. The minute the darkness faded, it was faced with a brown screen. No matter where our ... Stories and Poems Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:25:40 GMT http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/the-story-of-yanny-ct-preface-chapter-1-t44.htm#151 http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/the-story-of-yanny-ct-preface-chapter-1-t44.htm http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/my-awsome-poem-of-awsomeness-which-is-awsome-t276.htm lockkdownpk like me.....
ice cold
like a polar bear
i like polar bears alot
you should to
OBAMA!!!
and obama plays basketball owned. finally an athletic president

Fun fact of the day: george W bush used to be a cheeraleeder in school no lie im not kidding.]]> Stories and Poems Thu, 07 May 2009 02:49:20 GMT http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/my-awsome-poem-of-awsomeness-which-is-awsome-t276.htm#3240 http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/my-awsome-poem-of-awsomeness-which-is-awsome-t276.htm http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/my-poetry-slam-entry-t156.htm Ronze well i needed an A in humanities and this gave an extra 10% to our grade if we participated so here my poem i entered. My fear of racoons Racoon Racoon in a bush Racoon Racoon in a tree Preying eyes jjust waiting to get you Greedy little fingers grab and snatch Then quickly dissapear and never come back Climbing trees Hiding in bushes And tipping trash cans when no ones looking Blending into the dark Impossible to see Finally reveals itself From a tree Foaming at ... Stories and Poems Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:06:13 GMT http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/my-poetry-slam-entry-t156.htm#2278 http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/my-poetry-slam-entry-t156.htm http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/harry-plumber-t29.htm (Admin) zach5433 A bizarre short storie i made. Chapter 1- It all started when i was 15. i walked to the edge of the street. there was a sign that said plumber needed. i wanted money so i ended up walking to the trail. I approached the house very stalk like. and knocked on the door. A young girl around the age of 8 came out and said hello. "do you need a plumber i asked"? She Politely told me yes and led me to her mom, There i seen the toilet Sparkling Of A weird Shade Of Yellow. I took ... Stories and Poems Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:38:06 GMT http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/harry-plumber-t29.htm#108 http://uptheprice.forumotion.com/stories-and-poems-f23/harry-plumber-t29.htm